Bryan Dondero

In honor of President Obama’s  100th day in office, I reflected on my own past 100 days.  Well let’s see how I have been doing….

Jan. 27th – In New Orleans — was raging drunk on Bourbon St. (go figure).

Jan. 28th – Didn’t do a heck of a lot. See Jan 27th.

Feb. 2nd – Came home to VT and apologized to girlfriend. See Jan 27th.

Feb. 3rd – Bought some flowers.

Feb. 10th – Bought some more flowers, and some nice perfume for V-day.

Feb. 11th – Decided to stop drinking and/or doing anything that would cause my liver harm….  Also, took up Aikido.

Mar. 13th – Made a bold decision which allowed me to spend more time in Vermont. A career change, if you will.

Mar. 18th – Wondered what President Obama has been up to lately.

Mar.19th – Watched President Obama on The Tonight Show

Mar.22nd – Lamented the fact that it was still bloody cold in VT?!  Also was curious if CEO’s at A.I.G. and Rick Wagoner play poker together on Saturday nights.

Apr. 1st – Had an awful nightmare that a drunken Dick Cheney shot me in the face with a magical potion that made me sneer uncontrollably at anything that was humane and reasonable.

Apr.11th – Got up at 4 a.m. to celebrate the 1st day of trout fishing.  Stopped fishing after about an hour because I got tired of clearing the ice off my rod and was beginning to see little pink fairies flying over my head – the 1st sign of hypothermia….

Apr.15th – Tried to think of a job that would make fly fishing tax deductable.

Apr.20th – Tried to see if there was a business market for a roller coaster theme park at Gauntanamo Bay.  But then realized that a water boarding coaster could be a liability.

Apr.22nd – To celebrate earth day, I wrote to GM to propose the blueprints for a cow shit car in place of the Volt.

Apr.29th – Still haven’t caught any fish, but I bet neither has Obama…well cept for that one old fish.